I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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