so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
