I must be too annoying 4 u.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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