:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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