that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Let's get the cat blown out
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