Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Slut skills are useful in every country.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
