brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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