By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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