Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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