Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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