Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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