David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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