Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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