why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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