I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
