I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
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