Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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