Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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