No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Who died my cat blue again?
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