we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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