I'm lost and stupid without you.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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