Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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