after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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