I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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