After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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