Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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