More tranny stories later!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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