there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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