she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
