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I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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