He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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