Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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