Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
What a dumb baby whore.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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