I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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