i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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