That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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