The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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