Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
my poor anus
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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