UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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