dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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