They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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