And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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