We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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