Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
