sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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