If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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