I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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