OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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