they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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