worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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