He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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